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“Ask yourself, ‘Would you say that to Peter Dinklage?’ The answer is, probably not.”
One of the funniest things I’ve seen this week; MLB umpire Gary Darling loses his cool, gum during an on-field argument with Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine. Thankfully, the ejection came with two outs in the ninth in the 6-4 loss to the Phillies, so no major impact.
I’d like to imagine their exchange went something like this.
The Naked Billionaire
- Alan:
This is serious; you will never amount to anything, if you sleep all day.
- Walden:
Morning.
- Jake:
I am sorry; I was just distracted by the naked billionaire that just woke up.
My Shadow Days Are Over Now
- Me:
My Shadow Days are over, Tiffany
- Tiffany:
Who are you, Peter Pan?
- Me:
Pretty much.




